Victoria’s Secret model,
Brazilian-born Adriana Lima, is a mind-blowingly hateful freak who can
give birth and then flounce around nearly naked on network television
without a care in the world just a few weeks later. No one on earth
likes her.
The heart-breakingly gorgeous, 31-year old model,
wife, and mother of two recently placed eighth on Forbes Magazine’s
World’s Most Powerful Latino Celebrities list, by shaking her
money-maker on the runway to the tune of $7 million in one year, between
May 2011 and May 2012 (keep in mind that she was pregnant for a large
part of that time).
That’s why it’s pleasant to those of us who have evil hearts, to see that
Adriana Lima without makeup looks pretty, but not outrageously so.
At first glance, this photo of the model with a clean face, is not particularly earth-shattering. The longer you stare at her though, those crazy blue eyes begin to
hypnotize
you. They are subliminally reminding you: “Yes, my face is beautiful,
but wait until you see my gigantic rack.” Her skin is a bit shiny
without any makeup, but her complexion is gorgeous. Her eyes are
striking and those big old lips are ridiculous.
The next photo was
tweeted by Adriana herself on October 8th of 2012. It shows her after
just completing a workout, which she must be doing non-stop these days
to
prepare for the 2012 Victoria’s Secret
Fashion Show
in two months. Her face looks lovely in this photo, but again, face
shmace, she’s known for her bod. Her face is great but it’s not the star
attraction.
